There's a new game going around, Noah, called "Is That Gabourey Sidibe?" That's this girl from the movie Precious (based on the novel Push by etc. blah blah blah). Usually the position of the cheek bones, the structure of the nose and the jaw line make a face unique, but I guess fat kinda rounds everything out, resulting in many Gabourey Sidibe-looking faces. There are only a few guidelines to the game. First, it has to be a fat girl. She doesn't have to be African-American, but there should be some tacky makeup or a dated hairstyle. She should be ambiguously pregnant, and she should carry herself as if the ground in front of her is unstable. For each Gabourey Sidibe look-alike, you get one point. If it's actually Gabourey Sidibe, you get zero points. If you get ten points, you get a Laffy Taffy, a bouncy ball or two mini Tootsie Rolls. You can save your points for a while and earn a 9-in-1 game table, too.
Gabourey Sidibe look-alike:
Not a Gabourey Sidibe look-alike:
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