Real Life Jerseys

Noah, athletes wear jerseys so we know who they are. Well, they don't wear them in public, but that's what I'm going for here. I think everybody should be given a jersey by the government that has their last name and age on the back and a crest on the front that identifies their profession. It would make everything much easier. Also, if you're single you get a commemorative patch on the right shoulder. Men and lesbians will wear a navy "away" jersey, while women and gay men will wear the home whites. Republicans have an American flag on the left sleeve, and Democrats have a hammer and sickle there. No more confusion about pretty much anything.