Rube Goldberg Across America

Noah, I assume you've heard of Hands Across America. Well I want to do Rube Goldberg Machine Across America. It'll be one big long link of a duck hitting a button that oscillates a fan that blows over a book that flips up a cup that hits a ball that rolls over a trigger that fires a gun that shoots a target that drops a barrel that rolls down a cliff and so on. I estimate it will cost about $940 billion, and it'll probably get stuck halfway into Kansas. We'll have to start over if that happens. Also, I don't know if I want to it to end with a rubber finger poking a fat man or a pinwheel hitting a button that launches a nuke. The blame would be spread out among 300 million people, so we'd each only get, like, 8 hours of community service, tops. It's worth it to wipe those fuckers from Montenegro off the map.