WMKG-LP

In the past, Noah, I've thought about buying buses, ambulances and Pepsi Lime on eBay. I have a new pursuit: a television station. It's only $550,000, which, let's be honest, is about what I get from the AdSense for this page, and it includes a "popular" interactive bingo show Thursdays at 7. I could hype that up and make it big, because nobody's stupid enough to have already done that. I'm destined to own it: the station and I were born in the same month. Plus I like the number 38.