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NEW SESAME STREET SEGMENT DUMBS DOWN NUMBERS FOR 'EVEN THE SLOWEST OF CHILDREN' THE PREVIOUS JOKE MAY HAVE BEEN OFFENSIVE TO THE MENTALLY CHALLENGED, BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE THEY WOULDN'T GET IT STUDY: 88% OF MALES FIND JANE AUSTEN MOST DISAGREEABLE U.S. MUST START TO REIN IN BEN BERNANKE, DEFICIT SAYS JOHNNY CARSON ASKS FOR TONIGHT SHOW BACK CHINESE OFFICIAL: "STRONG QUAKE KILLED NO ONE" JETS COMPLETE SCAVENGER HUNT WITH STREET CORNER DISCOVERY OF SANTONIO HOLMES BOY, 15, TAKES DATING CUES FROM MUCH COOLER BOY, 16 FINANCIAL BRIEF: AMATEUR MAGICIAN MAKES FAMILY BUDGET DISAPPEAR 97% OF AMERICANS CANNOT LOCATE BENIN ON MAP, 97% OF BENINESE CANNOT LOCATE WATER BANK UNABLE TO CASH CHECKS ENDORSED BY "FEGAN MOX" VOLCANIC ASH STIFLES CRUCIAL ICELANDIC ÞORRAMATUR TRADE TEA PARTY RIOTERS FINALLY FIND SOUGHT-AFTER TEA