One Month to Go!

Yesterday, Noah, we hit one month to go on my year-long quest to entertain you. I saved up a lot of whimsy for this last hoorah. Mainly for after finals week, though.

Among the questions I might answer: why aren't we launching all our shit at the sun? Would that break it? I'm sick of Styrofoam. What happened to Jim Seymour? Is that Kubrick All-Star movie ever getting made? When is my school bus due to arrive? What exactly is a Dorito? Did you win the oft-delayed e-game of life? Will I ever go back and tag the days I didn't tag...WITH NONSENSE LABELS?

Trust me, Noah, when I say there will be awards, free chips and snacks and lots of Graduation. It's going to be nostalgic as all fuck.